Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Also, beer. Big fan.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I love you.
Bad choice
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