If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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