No awkward lesbian experiences without me
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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