rhymes with "ouble enetration"
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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