holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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