your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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