Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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