Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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