party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
