i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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