so explain again why im purple
no
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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