I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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