You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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