Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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