Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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