Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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