Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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