i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Randomize
