your room smells of hookers.
And success
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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