Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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