Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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