i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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