So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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