My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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