ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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