I can tuck mytits in my pants
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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