that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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