This show inspires me to have sex in space
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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