My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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