There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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