no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
So much Jack, so little girl.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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