His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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