Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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