so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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