is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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