you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
You did what with his pubic hair?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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