I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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