Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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