he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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