oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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