We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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