i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
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