Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I party with great urgency now.
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