I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
should my penis look like a turkey
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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