I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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