Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
smell my finger.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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