i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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