Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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