We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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