I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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