"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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