Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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