So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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