DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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